Hey mama. Let’s talk about something we all thought was as innocent as a rom-com plot twist. You know that moment when Emma Morley dashes to the bathroom to brush her teeth before the real action with Dexter Mayhew in Netflix’s “One Day”? Well, we’ve all been there, thinking we’re clever to freshen up before things get steamy. Because, honestly, who wants the scent of wine and burgers to linger during intimate moments, right? Little did we know, that seemingly harmless teeth-brushing routine might be the unexpected plot twist in our own romantic stories. Buckle up, because it turns out that brushing your teeth before getting busy is a risky move.
According to dental and sexual health gurus, using a regular toothbrush, going ham with an electric one, and flossing like you’re in a dental Olympics can lead to microscopic tears in your gums and other sensitive mouth areas. And apparently, this makes you more susceptible to catching an STI. Yep, you read that right. Apparently, your oral hygiene could be messing with your sexual well-being.
Dr. Erika Schwartz, an internal medicine specialist, warns us that any little cut or scratch in your mouth could turn into a VIP entrance for diseases if you’re not careful. So, basically, your enthusiastic pre-sex toothbrushing session could be inviting trouble to the party, affecting everything from your make-out sessions to, um, other activities.
Now, you might be thinking, “But what about brushing after the deed is done?” Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s not a brilliant idea either. Health experts suggest that post-sex brushing or flossing is like throwing a party for dangerous bacteria and viruses. Apparently, you’re at risk of creating openings for these uninvited guests to stroll right into your bloodstream. So much for post-coital freshness, huh?
Now, before you decide to throw in the dental hygiene towel altogether, let’s talk damage control.
How do you maintain good dental hygiene without turning your bedroom into a high-risk zone?
First things first, getting tested and embracing your inner germaphobe with protection like condoms and dental dams are your best allies against unwanted party crashers. Regularly checking your mouth for any unexpected wounds or battle scars is a good practice too, especially if you’re gearing up for some intimate activities.
And here’s the secret sauce: keeping up with your dentist appointments. Turns out, your dentist isn’t just there to remind you to floss more; they might be your unsung heroes in the war against STIs. Some experts even claim that by regularly brushing and flossing, you can toughen up your gums, making them less likely to bleed and creating a less inviting environment for the party crashers.
On the flip side, if you’re not a fan of the pre-and post-sex dental care routine, there’s always the option of using an anti-bacterial mouthwash. It won’t give you the same minty freshness, but hey, it’s better than accidentally opening the floodgates for unwelcome guests.
In the end, balancing a satisfying sex life, protecting yourself from STIs, and maintaining that just-brushed feeling may require a bit of caution and some strategic decision-making. So, dear mama, the next time you’re about to get frisky, just remember: your toothbrush might be plotting against your love life. Who knew oral hygiene could be such a drama queen?
